Aries Spears: Is that your date for the night?
Aries Spears: Is he your date? So you went for the white boy huh?
Aries Spears: Damn, Usher f***** it up for everybody!
Aries Spears: If you think you walking out of here with the baddest b**** in here...
All jokes aside, what in the bah-jeezus hell happened to Aries? Damn, life been whooping his azz! Looking every bit like a raccoon on chemo. How dreadful.
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