Chilli...is this REALLY Something New...Or Are You Playing With Us?

I swear, with all these reality shows and what-not, you just can't believe any and err-thang.  But they do look hawt together!


Here's hoping she has mentally moved on pass Stripe Floyd Mayweather.


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VH1's What Chilli Wants: Rozonda Chooses....

And the winner is...


Rozonda! The show is picked up for Season 2.

Booo....

Has this been one of the most awkward finales ever? Why didn't the producers have the men stand in front of Rozonda butt naked, wearing bow ties holding flowers? Now that's a finale!

Two thumbs up for two white dudes making the cut. Two thumbs down (and a toe) for this weak azz finale.

That is all.

Mosey on over to VH1 to recap the whole season...

VH1's What Chilli Wants: Rozonda Gets Closer To Two [White] Men

Aries Spears: Is that your date for the night?

Chilli: Yeah

Aries Spears: Is he your date? So you went for the white boy huh?

*laughter*

Aries Spears: Damn, Usher f***** it up for everybody!

Aries Spears: If you think you walking out of here with the baddest b**** in here...

All jokes aside, what in the bah-jeezus hell happened to Aries? Damn, life been whooping his azz! Looking every bit like a raccoon on chemo. How dreadful.

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I'm Out!

VH1's What Chilli Wants

Hollywood’s sick obsession with casting black women in these fat fairy god-sista roles never ceases to please me...and yet I blame Mammy *sigh*

Chicks like Tionna is one of the main reasons (although I gots plenty) why I ride dolo. Never put matchmaking in the hands of friends, family, ex-cons or church members- it’s just bad bidness.

So the dollarnaire matchmaker from Brooklyn calls Rozonda picky and suggests that she needs a little dark-skin chocolate in her life huh? I can see why she’d call someone picky while managing to squeeze food in the conversation.

How Raj’s mama gonna get all uppity with Chilli just because she wasn't feeling the 7-Up Man? Shew I wasn't feeling his weird azz either lol.

Whatever happened to the customer always being right? I don’t recall Patty Stanger giving her clients a 2 second warning threatening to pull off her wig and hurt somebody because they didn't care for her database of single men.

I'll tell you what Mabel "Mama" Thomas needs to do. She needs to hop on the next thing smoking back to BK and get a breast reduction stop by Junior's and order a case of humble pie and start inhaling!

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I'm out!