Somebody Tell Slim Thug His Bra Strap Is Showing

I usually try to keep my blog within certain guidelines so to speak. However due to the dreadful interview Jill Scott did with MESSence Magazine, I'm making a slight exception.

I don't need to rehash hot garbage but basically the article turned into a "what iz we gon do bout ah good black men wit all deez white women" interviews. So to put things in perspective for those who are holding out and still waiting to exhale, I present you with...

Slim Thug On Black Women:

It’s hard to trust a Black woman [sometimes] because a lot of Black women’s mind frame is that the man gotta do everything for her; he gotta pay for this, he gotta pay for that, and if it ain’t about money then a lot of them ain’t fu*king with him…

You hear that Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, Indie Arie... Angie Stone? Ya'll better recognize a Don when you see one. *in the voice of Biggie*

Slim Goody's Over-Inflated Views of The Worth of Black Men:

Black women need to stand by their man more. Don’t always put the pressure of if I’m fucking with you, you gotta buy me this and that. Black men are the ones that motherfuckers need [but] I think a lot of them need to step it up too.

Stand by their man? Well Slim, perhaps that would be possible if 70% of black households had a Daddy to stand next to. What mofos does he speak of that actually need a black man? I'm confused...

Another thought provoking comment:

Most single Black women feel like they don’t want to settle for less. Their standards are too high right now. They have to understand that successful Black men are kind of extinct. We’re important. It’s hard to find us so Black women have to bow down and let it be known that they gotta start working hard; they gotta start cooking and being down for they man more. They can’t just be running around with their head up in the air and passing all of us.

Gee thanks for putting that out there Slim. How can we have standards when as you say, black men are so important. Why does the world keep forgetting that black men are the only men left on the planet? Your extinction is OUR lost...forgive us Oh-Great One-From-The-Southwest *bows down* Never mind the black women who just aren't into you. For they know not what they want. By the way that last sentence screams of previous rejections. Po thang.

More From Slimy Thug:

"My girl is Black and White. I guess the half White in her is where she still cooks and do all the shit that I say, so we make it. She just takes care of me and I like that. She don’t be begging and I don’t gotta buy her all this crazy ass shit."

Well I guess that makes your white fan base feel just groovy. She don't be begging? I don't gotta? Gawt-damn Texas school system. Uh...never did say what the black half in her is doing. So many questions *kanye shug*

Get ready for Stayve Jerome Thomas' public apology released in 3..2...1...

*Interview Klan Approved*


ETA: Someone vandalized his Wiki page: