Taking a cue from Tool Academy 2, Steve sets out to fix couples this time around. If it's anything like the previous seasons, I will definitely tune in to watch the tragedies unfold.
If there is a God in Heaven please bequeath Steve the powers to drag Taylor's raggedy azz with Willie Northpole (yes that's right...Northpole) in tow back for season three. When Steve told Taylor to remove her hair extensions because she looked like Simba, I quickly grabbed a shovel. I died twice of congestive heart-laughter and came back as Vidal Sassoon. Come on Taylor...really?
Taylor being a holdover from the first season didn't change one iota. In one scene she clowned Willie's hometown of Compton so tough, I thought he was going to slapped the fake-and-bake right off her face. However being the sensible one of the two, he settled on given her the b*tch please look and kept it moving.
During season 2, I was happy the powers-that-be brought Kanisha back after The Farmer in The Dell kicked her to the curb. So she did what any other respectable woman would do. She captured the heart of a sexier man drenched in dimples and bigger muscles. Yee-HAW!
Tough Love For Couples premiers on VH1 next Monday night at 9:00 PM EST.
Catch full episodes of Tough Love Seasons 1 and 2 here.