Chilli...is this REALLY Something New...Or Are You Playing With Us?

I swear, with all these reality shows and what-not, you just can't believe any and err-thang.  But they do look hawt together!


Here's hoping she has mentally moved on pass Stripe Floyd Mayweather.


More after the jump...

Bravo's Top Chef Stirring...I Mean Swirling It Up In the Kitchen!

Oh goody!  I've been scanning all over the blogosphere to catch a microcosm of coverage on the semi-interracial lust couples on Bravo's Top Chef. 




Color me late to the party on this for I care not:


Ok first love story occured between Barbadian beauty Tamesha and hot-n-spicy Angelo.  Now before Tamesha got the ax, Angelo followed her around the house like a love-sick Chihuahua. 


Shamelessly whispering in her ear and professing his feelings for her, Angelo left the other contestants feeling a bit uneasy.  As on cue, the usual  suspects were straight hating and giving Sweet T plenty of advise. Recently, Tamesha has been quoted saying the two are "just friends" but we can dream can't we?

Next  up we have the storyline between Tiffany and Ed.  Don't quote me on this but I believe these two are also eleminated.  I'm currently trying to catch up on the shows via On Demand, and I'm about 2 episodes behind.  


For your reading pleasure, here's an interesting link about Ed and Tiffany after the jump...


Catch full episodes over at Bravo.


Viva la internet!

VH1's What Chilli Wants: Rozonda Chooses....

And the winner is...


Rozonda! The show is picked up for Season 2.

Booo....

Has this been one of the most awkward finales ever? Why didn't the producers have the men stand in front of Rozonda butt naked, wearing bow ties holding flowers? Now that's a finale!

Two thumbs up for two white dudes making the cut. Two thumbs down (and a toe) for this weak azz finale.

That is all.

Mosey on over to VH1 to recap the whole season...

VH1's What Chilli Wants: Rozonda Gets Closer To Two [White] Men

Aries Spears: Is that your date for the night?

Chilli: Yeah

Aries Spears: Is he your date? So you went for the white boy huh?

*laughter*

Aries Spears: Damn, Usher f***** it up for everybody!

Aries Spears: If you think you walking out of here with the baddest b**** in here...

All jokes aside, what in the bah-jeezus hell happened to Aries? Damn, life been whooping his azz! Looking every bit like a raccoon on chemo. How dreadful.

Catch full episodes and web exclusives after the jump...

I'm Out!

Oxygen's Love Games: And Kendra Chooses...

Well you will have to watch and see lol. Hit Fancast for additional episodes and bonus clips after the jump...

VH1's What Chilli Wants

Hollywood’s sick obsession with casting black women in these fat fairy god-sista roles never ceases to please me...and yet I blame Mammy *sigh*

Chicks like Tionna is one of the main reasons (although I gots plenty) why I ride dolo. Never put matchmaking in the hands of friends, family, ex-cons or church members- it’s just bad bidness.

So the dollarnaire matchmaker from Brooklyn calls Rozonda picky and suggests that she needs a little dark-skin chocolate in her life huh? I can see why she’d call someone picky while managing to squeeze food in the conversation.

How Raj’s mama gonna get all uppity with Chilli just because she wasn't feeling the 7-Up Man? Shew I wasn't feeling his weird azz either lol.

Whatever happened to the customer always being right? I don’t recall Patty Stanger giving her clients a 2 second warning threatening to pull off her wig and hurt somebody because they didn't care for her database of single men.

I'll tell you what Mabel "Mama" Thomas needs to do. She needs to hop on the next thing smoking back to BK and get a breast reduction stop by Junior's and order a case of humble pie and start inhaling!

Catch full episodes after the jump...

I'm out!

*Tough Love is Back With a Twist*

My brother from another mother Steven Ward is back but this time with couples.  Tough Love has got to be my favorite reality show since Foofy-Foofy chased Sasquatch Brigitte Nielsen half way around the world.  Hey I didn't give him that name, Sasquatch did.  

Taking a cue from Tool Academy 2, Steve sets out to fix couples this time around.  If it's anything like the previous seasons, I will definitely tune in to watch the tragedies unfold. 

If there is a God in Heaven please bequeath Steve the powers to drag Taylor's raggedy azz with Willie Northpole (yes that's right...Northpole) in tow back for season three.  When Steve told Taylor to remove her hair extensions because she looked like Simba, I quickly grabbed a shovel.  I died twice of congestive heart-laughter and came back as Vidal Sassoon. Come on Taylor...really?

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Taylor being a holdover from the first season didn't change one iota.  In one scene she clowned Willie's hometown of Compton so tough, I thought he was going to slapped the fake-and-bake right off her face.  However being the sensible one of the two, he settled on given her the b*tch please look and kept it moving.

During season 2,  I was happy the powers-that-be brought Kanisha back after The Farmer in The Dell kicked her to the curb.  So she did what any other respectable woman would do.  She captured the heart of a sexier man drenched in dimples and bigger muscles. Yee-HAW!

Tough Love For Couples premiers on VH1 next Monday night at 9:00 PM EST.

Catch full episodes of Tough Love Seasons 1 and 2 here.

I'm Out!

Speed Dating With Patti Stanger

"Joe was kinda low key. The minute Jheri came to the table all of a sudden his personality was brought to life…and she let him lead -Patti Stanger

So this is what goes on during speed dating.

Zoe & Peter - Dang Zoe looks like she just got out of bed. I guess that hair is the business.

Julia & Elliot- Oh my Elliot is a barrel of laughs. Wait a minute did she just Sieg Heil his azz?!? I guess she didn't get the memo lol.

Julie & Mike- "Elaine" is definitely down with the swirl no doubt about it. Uh from the looks of it, I think its best she sticks with Seinfeld.

Monet & Mike- Have you noticed that the non-black women don't hesitate to ask Mike his ethnicity? I'm sure he's probably used to it but damn give Kojak a break!

Jheri & Peter- I think overall this one was the best match. Cute!

The Finale- Let's Talk About Pep

So will this season's show open up more opportunities for black women to be seen in interracial relationships and/or love interest on some of these reality shows.  Because frankly The Bachelor can kick rocks! 

Check out the full version of the finale Episode 8...

8 Reason's Why I Love VH1's Let's Talk About Pep

8. Her side-kicks have distinct but plausible personalities.

7. Tiffany (I Love New York) Pollard is not in this.

6. I love Kittie's laugh.

5. Did a pretty decent job in profiling black women dating in America.

4. Did I say New York's not in this?

3. Pep’s ongoing storyline of her interracial relationship with an Asian dude name Tom (who cooks his a** off).

2. Pep produced the show.

1. Being responsible for the scene where old boy's s-curl catches fire. That right there will go down in television infamy!

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